My co worker is straight from "da hood". He's 38, lives with his mother, broke ass, and he works with me. He has eratic behavior which no one understands, it must has everything to do with the high fructose corn syrup he eats... He likes to yell at new kids in the work place and make them cry. This 300 pound man, who looks like a whale child.. lets call him Whale-Child... likes to bootleg porno. He came to work with his bootlegged "Tittis and Ass" volume I-IV, wrapped in a crumpled piece of Newsprint from the daily Horoscope section of the Chicago Sun Times. All banded together by a crusty dirty rubberband... kinda like how Europeans do with proscuito..
We'd drive, and he would hollar at women, children and men dressed like women. Then he would cry about how he never has any money, and how if only he gambled more, and played the lotto, he could have hit that five grand... which apparently is a lot of money in "da hood".
I thoroughly enjoy my dealings with the Whale-Child.
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